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Feb. 20th, 2026 06:56 am[personal profile] reigun posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
the shippy & smutty questions meme: consoldiated


It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?

Rules:

Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.
Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.
 
Answer your own questions!
That's it.
Ship questions )

SMUT QUESTIONS )




Hygiene

Feb. 20th, 2026 06:40 am[personal profile] simplememes posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

I am an appetite

Feb. 19th, 2026 08:17 pm[personal profile] shyestfairy posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
MONSTER'S BRIDE


There's a long precedent in folklore and myth of beautiful young people - both men and women - being kidnapped by monsters: dragons, beasts, goblins, demons, elves, vampires, wolves, or even evil humans. In the end, however, these prisoners are almost always rescued and brought back to civilization to live a normal and happy life.

But what if they didn't want to leave their jailor?

They've seen behind the surface and have begun to sympathize with this "monster;" no, more than that, they've fallen for them. Will this story have a happy ending? Will the monster believe that anyone could love them? Most importantly, though, can the two of them be left alone without any attempts at a "rescue?"


how to play
  • Comment with your character, your preference, and what role they'll play. Feel free to AU characters to your desired role.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread anything that could remotely fit under the umbrella theme. Was the kidnapping just that, or did both parties know (and care) for each other before, making it a collaborative, mutual effort? Perhaps you'd prefer to play the actual Beauty and The Beast-style getting to know each other or seeing behind the grizzly facade. What about an attempted "rescue?" Or maybe you could thread out a scene where the prisoner runs away from the society they were forced back into and returns to their beloved beast! It's all up to you. You could even do smut if you wanted to, but this isn't a smut meme.

whomthebelltolls: (What you are doing is screwing things up)
[CW: Dissection, parasitism, just generally really goopy medical grossness.]

[Unfortunately, Maria doesn't really know about nor believe in content warnings, so those who are browsing the Murmur near the end of Week 3 or beginning of Week 4 of February are going to run smack-dab, face-first into Maria dissecting a Lesser Guardian.

The image is mostly from her perspective, but she has dressed down into just her undershirt, with the sleeves rolled up. She's wearing her leather gloves over her hands, and her hunter's trousers, all of which are splattered in thick, black sludge. She stands in what appears to be the lobby of some kind of old office building, with the Guardian laying dead on a table. Nearby, a few reappropriated bottles and mason jars contain the same thick, black sludge, as well as some strange slug-like creatures.

The Lesser Guardian's torso is cut wide open, with its void-black musculature under its weird, smooth skin exposed. A knife - not a scalpel, but a flip-blade knife from some collector's case or another - lays nearby. The whole thing has the vibe of a very ad-hoc surgery theater. Or mortuary.

Without much warning, she reaches into the torso cavity as movement catches her eye, and comes out with a thick, black slug that wiggles weakly in her fingers a few times, then falls limp. Disappointment prickles through the Murmur.
]

... The creatures haunting about this month are more interesting than I had hoped.

I would like assistance with a few things: Firstly, more of them to study. I've hunted a few, but it's been difficult to obtain a pristine specimen. I am willing to go with a hunting party. Secondly, a place to store and perhaps better investigate them, if anyone knows of a safe place. [And that's all she really needs from the Murmur, but she does step back to the Guardian's side to continue, for those that didn't immediately try to turn it off or change the channel:]

For those interested: Their blood is some sort of thick sludge, and they are full of these... phantasms, as I have never seen them before. [She motions at the slug. She does not explain what a "phantasm" is, nor why she called the slug that, before she continues] But the phantasms die quickly after being removed from their hosts; I'd like to find out how to preserve them.

Their flesh and bones seem to be structured like some sort of sapient... wasp's nest, as well. [Guess who's going back in to peel the open skin flaps of the Guardian, and showing off the honeycomb structure of its flesh and muscles on that small sample.] I damaged this one's head when I slayed it, so I would especially like one with an intact head that I can study. I want to see what its brain looks like.

Those squeamish need not apply.

pretty as a picture.

Feb. 19th, 2026 02:40 pm[personal profile] shitglasses posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
shitglasses: (pic#13883004)
a GENERAL sort of PICTURE PROMPT meme
Picture prompts, that thing where randos leave you pictures and you see where inspiration takes you. Not restricted to the realms of shipping and smut, pictures can inspire threads leading from friendship to hateship, AUs, fluff to angst, hurt and / or comfort. Send out those pics!
  • Post to the meme.
  • While you can leave a blank toplevel, feel free to list any preferences for what you're looking for, and if you'd like pictures linked.
  • Tag around. Leave some pics. Pinterest and tumblr are your friends.


HTML is your friend. )

SWS The Meme

Feb. 19th, 2026 12:32 pm[personal profile] justformemes posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
justformemes: (This shit?)
SIX WORD STORIES MEME
tell a story in six words






1. Post your top level comment with a six word story prompt (or more than one!)
2. Other people respond
3. ???
4. Profit



DO NOT LEAVE YOUR TOP LEVEL COMMENT BLANK
funandcutememes: ({anime} schoolgirls)
High School Dance Meme


Who doesn't love the iconic, coming of age experience that is the school dance? It's the one time teens are distracted from their scheduled angst, and such a promised event can cause peace at even the most divided of schools while everybody plans for the most important THING E V E R. Getting excited only makes sense. There's the ubiquitous red plastic cups! Questionable fashion choices and haircuts! Playlists filled with early 2000s r&b and slow jams for nervous slow dances!

You better get pumped for this shit, kid. Because that's what you are now, a high school kid, and you're going to the dance - willingly or unwillingly. Put on that button-up dragon shirt, make sure you bring your date flowers...or go stag, because you're a pathetic social reject or something! You do you, bro, and maybe you'll still get to second base.

  • Comment with your character, preferences, the usual. Hell, include your a description character's totally-not-picked-out-by-mom outfit if you want.
  • Your character is now a teenager trying to get their crush to notice them, being a lump, having fun, getting all romantic, trying to wreck the whole shindig, or whatever they'd be doing. It doesn't matter what your character is in canon. This is the infamous trash high school AU.
  • This can be gen or shippy I cannot care less. You can even smut for all I care. Just make it known in your top comment what you want so people will know to reply or not.
  • Don't just sit there. Reply to others and get out on the floor. They may even play the chicken dance!
  • In case you need some inspiration: playlist 1 and playlist 2. Tip for a top-level starter could be to link what song your character would totally get turnt for!

Marriage menace

Feb. 19th, 2026 04:55 am[personal profile] asoftermeme posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
asoftermeme: (Default)


marriage material


greetings, bakerstreet shoppers. since it's the month of love, are you on the market for someone (or something) to attach a wedding ring to for the foreseeable future? have we got some deals for you! Coupons not valid with this promotion. No refunds.

HOW TO PLAY
- In the subject line, you need to inform the world on whether or not your character is marriage material. Why or why not? Deets!
- Tag around. Can you endorse anyone else? Show some interest?

My type

Feb. 18th, 2026 06:00 pm[personal profile] knitsock posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
i have a type: the meme


How to play:

  • Post with your character.
  • Describe their preferences for a romantic partner or just a person they wanna bang/smooch in a generalized way.
  • This is shown to EVERYBODY.
  • Reply to those comments indulging, teasing, mocking, being scandalized or so on.
  • Or you can just go the lazy route, like certain songs.

Body Heat

Feb. 18th, 2026 02:47 pm[personal profile] justformemes posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
justformemes: (Rain Robot)
THE BODY HEAT MEME



Post with your character! They're now stuck in a very cold place of your choice. It can be anything, such as a freezing chamber, a cavern or a small cabin in the midst of a blizzard. The choice is up to you.

Comment around! Now your character has some company in this bone-chilling environment. The two of them share two things in common: clothes completely unfitting for this weather (be they summer clothes or even lingerie) and a blanket.

A blanket? Yes, just one warm blanket and no other ways to escape the cold. The two of them will have to share it in order to stay alive in this weather. Don't worry, you're sure to find a common language in this terrible situation!

So, uh, have fun, I suppose. Try to not freeze to death!

Protip: friction and body heat are both excellent ways to fend off cold.

Garden

Feb. 18th, 2026 07:08 am[personal profile] feudalfairytales posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

— garden meme

Sometimes, all you need is a brief retreat from the rest of the world. A place filled with the soothing scent of flowers and the gentle touch of the passing breeze. Might be real nice to just lie down in the grass and relax for a bit...

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Starved for touch

Feb. 17th, 2026 05:31 pm[personal profile] treks posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
treks: (☆)


TOUCH STARVED
Inside of you, there are two wolves: one is averse to all any contact and the other craves it.

This meme goes out to you weirdoes.


HOW TO PLAY
▲ comment with your character.
▲ thread out any prompts that hit your inbox.


YOUR CHARACTER

  • holds a person’s hand
  • draws a person in for a hug
  • climbs into bed with a person
  • tickles a person
  • traces shapes on a person’s skin
  • tucks a person against their chest
  • cuddles with a person
  • cups a person’s cheek(s)
  • plays with a person’s hair
  • brushes hair from a person’s face
  • nudges a person
  • rests their hand on a person’s knee or hip
  • rubs a person’s shoulders or back
  • peppers a person with kisses
  • kisses a person gently
  • kisses a person roughly
  • pulls a person down in a heap
  • bites or kisses a person’s neck
  • caresses a person’s body
  • nips or kisses a person’s ear

002 ⚙️ omens in your skies

Feb. 17th, 2026 01:23 pm[personal profile] ar_cane posting in [community profile] cultmirror
ar_cane: (you feel it in your chest)
[ Viktor is, uncharacteristically, putting effort into presenting himself to the full range of audience possible through the Murmur. He's sat in front of a mirror and watching himself through one glowing golden eye that shines through the veil that obscures much of his face. The rest of his body is also easily seen, purposefully so, spindly limbs too long for the chair he sits in so his knees bend near his chest and visible skin darkened at the extremities. He hopefully looks a little more approachable in the oversized sweater and baggy slacks he's wearing, at least. When he speaks, there's no obvious movement of a mouth, but in his mind he makes his accented voice more human, less metallic. He's putting a lot of effort into being approachable without masking what he is. ]

Hello, fellow dreamers. For those of you I haven't met yet, my name is Viktor. In my past life, I was a researcher, among other things. It is a career path that has been surprisingly useful since arriving here.

Previously, a census went out courtesy of Miss Lortel about the nature of everyone's magical abilities and transformations. It sparked my interest in where these powers come from, and where any innate ones have gone.

I'd appreciate hearing any personal experiences regarding the following:

First, if you were born with any superhuman abilities.
Second, if you might have gained any superhuman abilities through other means, but still in your native world.
Third, if you have retained any of those abilities since arriving here.
Fourth, if your new-found abilities bear any similarity to those you previously had or still have.

If you didn't have any superhuman abilities before being brought here, I'd still be interested in learning about your world, whether or not such abilities exist at all. I would like to get an estimate of how many of us did or didn't have any powers before any were bestowed upon us.

[ Bowing his head, the connection begins to dim, but not before he thinks to himself: ] How many times can one man say the word "abilities" in a minute?

Random

Feb. 17th, 2026 01:55 pm[personal profile] enya posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


the random scenario meme



comment with your character.
respond to others
lbr — no one uses rng. just go wild, and maybe kinda sorta pick from the scenarios below?
post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
have a grand ol' time

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